We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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