WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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