I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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