You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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