you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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