Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the day after is always just damage control
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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