please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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