Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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