Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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