I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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