if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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