3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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