i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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