Duck Duck Cougar?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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