Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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