If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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