Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
as a side note pls kill me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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