And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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