Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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