Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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