nut hugger
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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