I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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