The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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