Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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