And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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