brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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