I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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