Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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