This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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