i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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