My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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