I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
