i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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