My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
