That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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