Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
this hospital has no fireball
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
