don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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