Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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