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So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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