As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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