Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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