I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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