you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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