My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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