So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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