I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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