if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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