BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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