defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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