Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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