He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
there is puke in my bra ... again
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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