I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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