You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's blow job season.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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