you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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