I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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