I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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