Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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